A young gay Parisian, Thomas is looking for love in all the wrong places--namely telephone personals. When one of those "dates" results in his witnessing a murder, he isn't sure what to do! Thomas stumbles around the city, eventually coming across Dr. Rey's psychotherapy office. Ah--an oasis of sanity and safety! Not quite. Inside, he finds a neurotic actress, Penelope and the good doctor's dead body! What happens next is equally unconventional and unpredictable.