Chris & John arrive at Horseshoe Valley Resort to take a quick skiing lesson before they help transform wannabe skiier, Julia, into a skiing star. But Chris & John aren't very good skiiers and decide to sip martinis in the spa, leaving Julia stranded on the slopes. Chris & John rescue Rob, whose boyfriend, Erastus, hates Christmas. Chris & John take Erastus around the city, trying desperately to show him what Christmas is all about. On their journey, Chris & John are guided by three "Christmas gurus", recurring stars Rennata and Georgina, Brian Doyle and Scum. Once Erastus finally realizes the true meaning of the season, Chris & John pull out all the stops in creating a perfect Christmas date for Erastus and Rob.