In this spooktacular themed episode, Chris & John come to the rescue of Jamie, who needs help in his love life. He just doesn't get it when it comes to dating and has no idea where to start. Chris & John consult Enza Supermodel, a famous drag queen and failed politician, on how to successfully match Jamie with a date. Chris & John, taking a lead from Enza's suggestion of watching a horror movie, consult with Stephanie and Daniel of Haunted Hamilton Fame.

Chris & John gather a group of date candidates and meet in a haunted Bed and Breakfast where they play a series of spooky games in hopes of finding Jamie the right match. To add some spice to the night, John dresses up as Ms. Chloe, psychic extraordinare.