In the season premiere, Chris & John meet Brennan, a first year university student fresh out of the closet. Brennan beckons Chris & John because he is not an expert in the field of gay and wants a total gay over. Chris & John decide that every fag needs a fag hag and begin on a city wide search for "Chris & John's Next Top Fag Hag!"

Chris & John hold an elaborate interview session with many potential hags, finally narrowing it down to four, who compete in a series of taxing competitions. After a long, exhausting day, Chris & John finally crown their top hag and present her to Brennan. Later that night, Chris & John throw a special party for Brennan and present him with special gift.