In the season premiere, Chris & John host a special farewell party (with cameos by Chris & John to the Rescue! favourites Scum, Brian Doyle, Winter Coat Girl, et al) before they embark on their journey to Cape Cod. Upon arriving in Provincetown, they meet and greet with a city official, who 'officially' welcomes them to the town. Their first rescue victim in Ptown is Deidra, a self-proclaimed "monogamous faghag" who just can't seem to find a man. Chris & John scour the town, holding an open call of sorts to find contestants for their fag search. They narrow the candidates down to four and devise individual dates for them and Deidra. During they date they have ten minutes to impress Deidra with their fag-knowledge and skills. At the end of the night, Deidra chooses one special guy to be the fag to her hag.